NO JOKES - 600 g

No Jokes combines caffeine, vitamin B6 and a matrix of amino acids and plant extracts, in a powder intended for adults not sensitive to stimulants.

  • Caffeine* contributes to an increase in alertness.
  • Vitamin B6* contributes to the reduction of fatigue and to normal energy-yielding metabolism.
  • A formula combining L-citrulline, L-arginine, beta-alanine, taurine, betaine, choline, KSM-66® ashwagandha, rhodiola and ginseng, as components.
  • Powder format, one serving 30 to 45 minutes before training.
  • 30 servings per 600 g tin.
€39.90

€66.50 / kg

incl. VAT plus shipping
Flavour: Purple Wildberry
Quantity
Last items in stock

Paiement sécurisé
Description

No Jokes combines caffeine and vitamin B6 with a matrix of amino acids (L-citrulline, L-arginine, beta-alanine, taurine, betaine, choline) and plant extracts (KSM-66® ashwagandha, rhodiola, ginseng, guarana), in powder form.

Caffeine contributes to an increase in alertness*, and vitamin B6 contributes to the reduction of fatigue and to normal energy-yielding metabolism*. The amino acids and plant extracts are treated as formula components, with no health claim attached.

The recommended intake is 20 g dissolved in 400 to 500 ml of water, 30 to 45 minutes before training.

⚠️ High caffeine content (222 mg/serving, anhydrous caffeine + guarana). Excess caffeine may cause irritability, insomnia, nervousness and, rarely, heart palpitations. Not recommended for children or pregnant or breastfeeding women. Taken in the evening, this product may disrupt sleep onset. If you are taking medication, consult a healthcare professional before use.

*This effect is obtained as part of a varied, balanced diet and a healthy lifestyle. See the recommended daily serving on the packaging; do not exceed the stated dose.

Ingredients & nutritional values
Ingredients Flavour Bloody Cherry
L-citrulline malate, L-arginine hydrochloride, N-acetyl-L-tyrosine, beta-alanine, taurine, anti-caking agent (calcium salts of orthophosphoric acid), flavour, betaine anhydrous, glucuronolacetone, glycine, coloring food (beet root powder), ashwagandha KSM-66® (root), cholin bitartrate, caffeine, kalium salts of citric acid, sweetener (sucralose), rhodiola rosea extract (root), panax ginseng extract (root), guarana extract (seeds), black pepper extract (fruit), pyridoxine hydrochloride.

Flavour Crazy Apple
L-citrulline malate, L-arginine hydrochloride, N-acetyl-L-tyrosine, beta-alanine, taurine, anti-caking agent (calcium salts of orthophosphoric acid), flavour, glycine, betaine anhydrous, glucuronolacetone, colourant (spirulina-, saffron extract), ashwagandha KSM-66® (root), cholin bitartrate, caffeine, kalium salts of citric acid, sweetener (sucralose), rhodiola rosea extract (root), panax ginseng extract (root), guarana extract (seeds), black pepper extract (fruit), pyridoxine hydrochloride.

Flavour Purple Wildberry
L-citrulline malate, L-arginine hydrochloride, N-acetyl-L-tyrosine, beta-alanine, taurine, anti-caking agent (calcium salts of orthophosphoric acid), flavour, betaine anhydrous, glucuronolacetone, glycine, colourant (beet root powder, spirulina (blue)), ashwagandha KSM-66®(root), cholin bitartrate, caffeine, kalium salts of citric acid, sweetener (sucralose), rhodiola rosea extract (root), panax ginseng etract (root), guarana extract (seeds), black pepper extract (fruit), pyridoxine hydrochloride.

Flavour Wicked Passionfruit
L-citrulline malate, L-arginine hydrochloride, N-acetyl-L-tyrosine, beta-alanine, taurine, anti-caking agent (calcium salts of orthophosphoric acid), glycine, flavour, betaine anhydrous, glucuronolacetone, cholin bitartrate, ashwagandha KSM-66® (root),, caffeine, kalium salts of citric acid, sweetener (sucralose), rhodiola rosea extract (root), panax ginseng extract (root), guarana extract (seeds), colourant (riboflavin), black pepper extract (fruit), pyridoxine hydrochloride.

Flavour Iced Blue
L-citrulline malate, L-arginine hydrochloride, N-acetyl-L-tyrosine, beta-alanine, taurine, anti-caking agent (calcium salts of orthophosphoric acid), flavour, glycine, betaine anhydrous, glucuronolacetone, ashwagandha KSM-66® (root), cholin bitartrate, sweetener (sucralose), caffeine, kalium salts of citric acid, rhodiola rosea extract (root), panax ginseng extract (root), guarana extract (seeds), colourant (spirulina blue extract), black pepper extract (fruit), pyridoxine hydrochloride.


Notice:
Any clumping/hardening of the powder is due to the composition of the high-dose ingredients and is not a sign of inferior quality. It does not detract from the effect and unfortunately cannot be avoided with such a high dosage.
 
Nutritional values – Bloody Cherry /100g /RI2 /Serving1 /RI2
Energy 111 kJ
26 kcal
1 %
1 %
22 kJ
5 kcal
0 %
0 %
Fat
   of which saturated fatty acids
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Carbohydrates
   of which sugars
6,1 g
0,6 g
2 %
1 %
1,2 g
0,1 g
0 %
0 %
Fibre / / / /
Protein 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
Salt 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
         
Nutritional values – Crazy Apple /100g /RI2 /Serving1 /RI2
Energy 95 kJ
22 kcal
1 %
1 %
19 kJ
4 kcal
0 %
0 %
Fat
   of which saturated fatty acids
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Carbohydrates
   of which sugars
5,1 g
0,0 g
2 %
0 %
1,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Fibre / / / /
Protein 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
Salt 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
         
Nutritional values – Purple Wildberry /100g /RI2 /Serving1 /RI2
Energy 107 kJ
25 kcal
1 %
1 %
21 kJ
5 kcal
0 %
0 %
Fat
   of which saturated fatty acids
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Carbohydrates
   of which sugars
5,8 g
0,5 g
2 %
1 %
1,2 g
0,1 g
0 %
0 %
Fibre / / / /
Protein 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
Salt 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
         
Nutritional values – Wicked Passionfruit /100g /RI2 /Serving1 /RI2
Energy 84 kJ
20 kcal
1 %
1 %
17 kJ
4 kcal
0 %
0 %
Fat
   of which saturated fatty acids
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Carbohydrates
   of which sugars
4,5 g
0,0 g
2 %
0 %
0,9 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Fibre / / / /
Protein 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
Salt 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
         
Nutritional values – Iced Blue /100g /RI2 /Serving1 /RI2
Energy 96 kJ
23 kcal
1 %
1 %
19 kJ
5 kcal
0 %
0 %
Fat
   of which saturated fatty acids
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
0,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Carbohydrates
   of which sugars
5,2 g
0,0 g
2 %
0 %
1,0 g
0,0 g
0 %
0 %
Fibre / / / /
Protein 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
Salt 0,0 g 0 % 0,0 g 0 %
1 Serving = 20 g Pulver + 400 – 500 ml Wasser
2 Referenz Intakeof an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal)
Ingredients /100g NRV2 /Serving1 NRV2
Vitamin B6 5 mg 355 % 1 mg 71 %
L-citrulline-malate 25000 mg / 5000 mg /
L-arginine HCl 20000 mg / 4000 mg /
N-acetyl-L-tyrosine 14000 mg / 2800 mg /
Beta-alanine 10000 mg / 2000 mg /
Taurine 5000 mg / 1000 mg /
Betaine anhydrous 2500 mg / 500 mg /
Glucuronolactone 2500 mg / 500 mg /
Ashwagandha KSM-66®
    of which withanolids
1500 mg
75 mg
/ 300 mg
15 mg
/
Cholin Bitartrate
    of which choline
1250 mg
525 mg
/ 250 mg
105 mg
/
Caffeine anhydrous 1000 mg / 200 mg /
Guaranaextract
   of which caffeine
500 mg
110 mg
/ 200 mg
22 mg
/
Caffeine (total) 1110 mg / 222 mg /
Rhodiola Roseaextract
   of which rosavin
500 mg
20 mg
/ 100 mg
4 mg
/
Panax ginseng extract
   of which ginsenoside
500 mg
75 mg
/ 100 mg
15 mg
/
Black pepper extract
   of which piperin
10,5 mg
10 mg
/ 2,1 mg
2 mg
/
1 Serving = 20 g Pulver + 400 – 500 ml Water
2 Nutritional Reference Value

Information are averages and are subject to usual fluctuations as normal for these products.
Productname Packaging Weight Flavour EAN
No Jokes Jar  600 g Crazy Apple 5453001867465
      Purple Wildberry 5453001867458
      Bloody Cherry 5453001867441
      Wicked Passionfruit 5453001867434
      Iced Blue 5453001867427
This product is manufactured according to GMP / HACCP concept.
Reviews
4.9/5
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Jean-Loup 02/17/2026 ✓ Acheteur vérifié

Pas convaincu, j'attendais plus.

Simon ba. 01/22/2026 ✓ Acheteur vérifié

Compot.assez complete
Bon ressenti a l. Entraînement
On ne prend pas un kick dans la figure non controlé comme certains preworkout qui s étouffe au bout de 30 min a l entraînement
La on sent l énergie monter en soi progressivement pump et concentration au top
Goût bloody cerise ? mesuré pas trop chimique ni trop sucré un peu acidulé il passe bien !

Manuel 01/21/2026 ✓ Acheteur vérifié
vincent 01/03/2026 ✓ Acheteur vérifié
Andy 10/10/2025 ✓ Acheteur vérifié

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